Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
