my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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