yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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