there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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