No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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