it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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