go do what you do best...puke behind churches
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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