we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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