I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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