Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
someone threw a dead crab at me
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Apparently you make a good broom.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
You made out with two different species that night
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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