It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Randomize