Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
My nipple is on Facebook.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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