Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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