what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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