Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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