yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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