Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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