at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
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