Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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