I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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