Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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