She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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