And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
worst night to have a conscience
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
There r osticjed everywhere
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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