I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
