Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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