I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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