I'm laying in your front yard are you home
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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