yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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