Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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