i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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