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a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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