I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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