He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
He did a backflip because drugs
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