Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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