You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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