I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Randomize
