Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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