She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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