Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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