is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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