Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
We're too hungover to prance.
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