I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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