PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
