IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Randomize
