STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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