the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
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