At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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