everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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