Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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