so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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