: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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