I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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