is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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