I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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