I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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