super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
third nipple confirmed
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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