Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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