If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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